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Joke of the Day
"Where did the cow go? It mooved."
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"The shame of my ancestry weighs heaviest on my soul any time a white person asks if they can get a ""what what""."
"ME: need help? GIRL (having car trouble): could u give me a jump ME (inflating the bounce house I keep in my trunk): I thought u'd never ask"
"It's the 2016 Olympics And Chris Brown is still the most famous female boxer"
"A cannibal walked into a female patient's surgery room... ""I'll take the eggs, please."""
"Did you hear about that spicy knight? Sir Acha."
"After many years of research, I have finally determined that THE most annoying thing ever is... Clickbait! (Sorry)"
"What does a nosey pepper do? Get's jalapeno business!"
"Actually, there are but two types of people Those who can extrapolate from limited data ..."
"Her: OMG you're alive!!! I heard you bought the farm! ME: No no, I bought ""a"" farm. HER: but I told everyone you're dead! ME: That's fine"