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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken without feathers? Dinner!"
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"What's the bet part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them!"
"What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet? Reddish."
"Now I find out my ground hands are actually called feet wtf is going on today"
"Why Does Waldo Wear Stripes? Because he doesn't want to be SPOTTED!!!"
"What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut will fuck everybody in the room a bitch will fuck everybody in the room, except for you."
"Hagrid is so fat The Sorting Hat put him in the Waffle House"
"Roses are red, violets are blue I'm schizophrenic, and so am I"
"""Bro check out that DILP."" ""Where? Wait what's a DILP?"" ""Dog I'd Like to Pet."""
"I get all my indisputable political facts from what my uncle Harold posts on Facebook. Like did u know Obama killed the last living unicorn?"