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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue I'm schizophrenic, and so am I"
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"Bring your nsfw jokes. You down? Anything that makes parents cry when their kids say it."
"If I can make just one person laugh at my jokes then I've done a shitty job at joke writing."
"I always tell my kids to stay well clear of any Train tracks... ...except ""Drops of Jupiter"". That one's ok."
"My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things in her ear... So I leaned forward and said: ""dishes, bathroom and laundry."""
"what's it called when you're secretly a norse god? you're low key loki"
"If threesome is sex with three people...... .....and a twosome sex with two people, I guess I know why I'm always called handsome. (Btw, is this a repost? I hope to god not.)"
"Wanna hear a pizza joke? I can't tell it to ya, it's too cheesy"
"What did the programmer from the biker gang say? ""It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"""
"I just drove in from a Transformers convention... ... and boy, are my arms tires!"