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Joke of the Day
"Hagrid is so fat The Sorting Hat put him in the Waffle House"
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"What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!"
"Have you heard about the world's largest broom? It's sweeping the nation!"
"If you watch 2016 backwards, it's a heartwarming story of how celebrities can come back to life just by trending on the Internet."
"""I like your tree's earring."" ""That's a tire swing."""
"*Getting a tattoo* Me(to tattoo artist)-Do you ever make the bzzz-sounds with your mouth when you're using a regular pen on your spare time?"
"The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end."
"It is known that masturbation eases congestion ""I swear officer, I was only trying to help traffic move along!"""
"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A lickalotapuss What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass"
"If a woman puts me in the friend zone I immediately borrow money from her and never pay it back because that's what friends do."