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Joke of the Day
"A hobo and a goat are hiking up a small mountain. Who is the hill-billy?"
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"Research shows that the number one cause of divorce in America is Marriage"
"Mom, come quick, daddy hanged himself in the attic! Gotcha, April fools day! He hanged himself in the garage."
"There are two types of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"What does a neckbeard eat when he is in a Mcdonalds in France? Le Big Mac"
"My crazy neighbor claims she was robbed last night. I know she is crazy because I found all her medication as I was breaking into her house."
"Every religion has violent people... ... The Christians have The Westboro Baptist Church, the Muslims have the jihadists, and the Jews have the IRS"
"Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... ...but it's definitely up there."
"A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away"
"Why did Pluto miss the solar system party. He didn't planet right"