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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free :)"

"Purple is my favorite colour. I like it more than red and blue combined."

"I'm really irritated by people that are missing phalanges. I guess I'm lactose intolerant."

"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino (Hell-if-I-know)"

"What does the Native American say to the male prostitute? Do I have permission Tecumseh?"

"ME (pulling wishbone): I won WIFE: what'd u wish for? M: uh world peace W: Nice *human-sized bacon strip walks into kitchen* Hey, what's up?"

"What is Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigh-er"

"Summary of all famous dancing movies. You better step up and save the last dance before you get served stomping the yard, honey."

"What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder."