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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple store? For the watch"
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"Ideas that aren't profitable Don't make any cents"
"Baltimore Ravens go low carb Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice. (I will see myself out)"
"My girlfriend walked up and said she is expecting... me to lose weight."
"Beef farmers in Washington are fighting to protect their cattle, whose water supply has been tainted with THC from the marijiana industry The steaks have never been higher"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles!"
"happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross"
"I love eating German sausage.... but it always gives me the wurst farts. HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout"
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the young boy? Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
"Me: ""Can I have a few extra days off before Christmas?"" Boss: ""It's May."" Me: ""Sorry, may I have a few days off before Christmas?"""