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Joke of the Day

"This is an X and Z conversation... Y are you in the middle?"

"Survival Tip: If confronted by a dinosaur while hiking, politely but firmly explain that it is extinct."

"Why hasn't Kim Kardashian seen her asshole lately? He's on tour."

"[High school reunion] Hey guys! Remember me!? ""No"" How about now? *puts an entire toilet on my head* (in unison) CHRIS!"

"What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day? It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey."

"The only thing Bill Cosby did wrong was pudding. ...pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other? Joint-Discussion"

"Coworker: I couldn't sleep. Just thinking all night Me: Maybe try doing some of that here in the office during the day"

"[NSFW] What did Olive Oyl say to Popeye on their wedding night? ""No fisting."""

"I went to the bar with my 21 year old girlfriend... They called me a pedophile because I was 42. That totally ruined our 10 year anniversary."