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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other? Joint-Discussion"
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"What's green, slimy and smells like pork? Kermit's finger"
"What is a zombie's favorite cereal? Raisin brain."
"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Sometimes a canoe tips!"
"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? They don't have to change the light bulb, they buy LED's.....My first original joke submitted to reddit! Hope you like :)"
"Why aren't there any Mexican astronauts? Because whenever they hear the world ""launch"", they go get something to eat."
"When Yoshi gets sick from eating too many goombas, what procedure should Dr. Mario conduct? A Nintendoscopy!"
"Q: What happens if a monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: They become Flatman and Ribbon."
"Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water"