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Joke of the Day

"I think I have an infallibility complex I've never been wrong before."

"What do you call a dwarf that was on fire? A lil smokey"

"Oh, man! It really smells like upfoo in here!"

"Why do black folk carry around ""boomboxes""? it's just their stereo-type!"

"This is your captain speaking... **AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!**"

"Playing golf for the first time this weekend reminded me of my trip to Taiwan It was a good experience and I had a great time, even though I ended up in a few traps."

"Eli5 What is it like being six."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full ese."

"WHY *smack* DON'T *smack* YOU *smack* JUST *smack* USE *smack* THE *smack* RETWEET *smack* BUTTON?"

"What's the only thing a feminist is going to change? The Laundry"