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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dwarf that was on fire? A lil smokey"
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"Me: *falls off a ladder* Wife: OH MY GOD! ARE YOU INJURED? Me: *obviously concussed but also bleeding* I'm injured and outjured"
"Joke my life"
"What Are The Two Most Important Orifices' On A Woman? The nostrils so she can breathe while she sucks your dick."
"When texting a girl ""will you marry me"" what's the best emoji to use?"
"Just put 3 sugar cubes in my tea, and by sugar, I mean xanax, because sugar is really bad for you.."
"I used to pray for a new bike... then i found out that's not how god works so I stole one and prayed to be forgiven"
"My wife asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"
"A pirate crew is fleeing from a whaling ship One pirate swabbie asks, ""This be the whaling ship driven by the wench with two vaginas?"" The pirate says, ""Aye, we best be wary of har poons."""
"A guy told me I'm bad at flirting and I got so mad I took back all the dead birds I nailed to his door."