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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dwarf that was on fire? A lil smokey"
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"What goes down and never comes up My ego"
"I eat my pizza with a knife and fork because I am from a big family, and you need weapons to protect your food at all times"
"Why do people say clean as a whistle? Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit"
"I met the guy who invented window sills... What a ledge!"
"What do you call a fish that operates on brains? A brain sturgeon."
"What kind of gum do astronauts chew? Hubble Bubble"
"It irks me when my wife doesn't fold my shirts the way I like. It irks her when I do a bunch of drugs & destroy our family. Potato Po-tah-to"
"how to you put a big buffalo in a freezer???? ZZZZzzzzz dont think it cannot happen just say NO"
"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. - White. - Good condition. - Reliable. - Cheap. - Some evidence of rear end damage."