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Joke of the Day
"Why do black folk carry around ""boomboxes""? it's just their stereo-type!"
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"Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?"
"This sign says it's a non-smoking facility, but it's written in Comic Sans, so I'm thinking of starting."
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"
"what do you call a gathering of nuns a convent-tion"
"*at Thanksgiving dinner* Me: One of you is eating poison green bean casserole. Everyone: *gasp* Me: Just kidding you all are."
"There are 2 types of college majors... A B. S. major and a BS major"
"Interviewer: You're hired.. Me: Thank you so much! You won't live to regret this.. Interviewer: What? Me: huh?"
"Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?"
"Whenever people are like ""We need to restore traditional values to this country"" I assume they mean slavery and burning witches at the stake"