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Joke of the Day

"I feel guilty about being Asian because I didn't start playing the violin since I was born."

"Circle? Donut! Triangle? Pizza! Cylinder? Tater tot! - me teaching our 2yr old shapes"

"Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? Because he thought it was a delivery service."

"I told my GF I was buying her some diamonds for her birthday. She said that nothing would please her more. So I got her nothing."

"I'd rather be an outlaw than an in-law."

"I like my eggs ovariesy"

"Policeman: Now sir how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well the sign just there says `Stop ? Look ? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me."

"Did you hear about the girl who caught the STD Pokemon? She got a Vulvasore!"

"Hitler took a quiz... He didn't do that well on most of the questions, but he got the third reich."

"When's a door not a door? When it's slightly ajar."