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Joke of the Day

"What's Borat's favorite neighborhood? Van Nuys"

"Why did the chicken say, ""Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"" He was studying foreign languages."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? . . . . He saw his gas bill."

"When a woman says ""WHAT did you just say?"" say something different."

"Why did the bi-sexual bear see a psychiatrist? He was a bi-polar bear"

"Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare."

"I'm glad to see Reddit is so environmentally friendly! Especially /r/jokes. They are full of recycled content!"

"How do you sink a norwegian submarine? Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)"

"I buy all my guns from a guy that calls himself T-Rex... He's a small arms dealer."

"[NSFW] Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far. Please, no more vagina jokes. Period!"