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Joke of the Day
"Went to the moon for dinner last night Good food No atmosphere"
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"lobster christian grey: 'my tastes are very.....singular' *opens closet door revealing hundreds of rubber bands*"
"I'm going to bang my head into the wall repeatedly. Is that okay? Sure, kid. Knock yourself out."
"What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toy-Yoda"