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Joke of the Day

"THAT SH!T CRAY You can not underestimate the power of linguistic tracks. KANYE in my language means - go to shit."

"Did you hear about the Asian kid who had that one night stand? He had too many books to fit on it"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass."

"Wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide ? NO"

"An Asian, a black guy and a Jew walk into a bar.. bartender says, ""Get the fuck out of here"""

"I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase. I think I might have PTXD."

"Where did the hamburger meet the cheeseburger? At the meat ball."

"What sound does a gun made from church seating make? Pew Pew.. Sorry. Just became a father 2 years ago. I have some catching up to do."

"Why Can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is Silent!"

"2 antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."