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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa? Some people actually believe santa exist."

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later"

"Me: Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your family! Dishonor on your house! Olive Garden server: Please stop! I'll bring more cheese to grate!"

"Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong. It just means that you value your relationships more than your ego"

"I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but... I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but I couldn't Finnish."

"Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth."

"Woke up this morning after a hard night of boozing, stepped on the scale and I lost 3 pounds. There ya have it. Dignity weighs 3 pounds."

"My company has a nicotine like addiction to conference calls."

"A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies ""No I'm traveling light"""

"What is the opposite of Dominoes? Domi does not know...."