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Joke of the Day

"My son just said he likes 'the booty'. So now I have to convince his mom that the Cinemax show he watched with me was about pirates."

"What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur."

"I do NOT trust my bowels... I just think they're full of shit _"

"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? A: An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"Lol , Toilet (potty) Humour, funny A : Have you heard of the movie ""Constipation"" ? B: No -- A: Obviously because it hasnt come out as yet .. LOL B: You are so fucking Stupid .."

"I'm surprised more black people don't relate with NASCAR... After all, there are no rights"

"Nicholas Cage is the same character in every movie he makes, except Face off where he was John Travolta."

"What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out? Oven gloves."

"I tried to change the colour of my monk's costume so I could reuse it but I guess old habits dye hard."

"I went to an orgy for squares and was confused by their one weird rule. Don't fuck around!"