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Joke of the Day

"I was just gone for a moment When the jews came into the Palastinian territory to found Israel they were like: ""Thanks for keeping my place warm"""

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"I rate the pyramids 9/11 Because the jews did it."
"Never believe what a fish says It sounds fishy.... ... sorry"
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