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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags? So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop."

"A Czech goes for an eye check up The optician shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this? Czech: Read? I even know the guy, he's my cousin."

"We have essentially Elected 4chan for the 45th president of the United States. This is a day that will go down in Infameme."

"Why did the cat give birth at the park? Because the sign at the park said ""Fine for Littering"""

"I could make a sandwich before a British person finishes saying ""et cetera."""

"What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono? .....about 40 years."

"Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely? He's been Wookie for love in Alderaan places."

"An old man died while having sex. (NSFW) He really went out with a bang."

"I like to remind my kids who's boss by putting a cherry tomato on top of their ice cream sundaes every once in a while."

"Serious top linked post on /r/science made me laugh: ""Giant methane storms on Uranus"" Original link: http://phys.org/news/2015-03-giant-methane-storms-uranus.html"