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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags? So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop."

"Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet? You give them 99c, and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you."

"No one your age has any idea what they're doing either. No matter what age you are."

"I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals. Due to my gross motor skills."

"96.86% of pastries are not s"

"Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings? The boo-keeper."

"So I met this hooker who said she'd do anything for ten bucks . Guess who got his yard cut?"

"Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand."

"Tried to catch Sirrus and Achenar yesterday Myst :)"

"How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb? Mind yer own fuckin' business!"