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Joke of the Day

"Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings? The boo-keeper."

"Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs? In Iraq."

"What dairy product is the most revered? Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!"

"Did you hear there was a fire in George Bushes personal library? It was awful! Most of his books hadn't even been colored in yet."

"I absolutely, unequivocally support any and all scientific efforts to create a real, working invisibility cloak. I just want to make myself crystal clear."

"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"

"Most medicines have side effects... ...except Viagra has front effects. Good bye."

"Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics? It was I, **RIO**!!!"

"To err is human, to eh is Canadian."

"Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine."