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Joke of the Day

"Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings? The boo-keeper."

"A baby whale asks his father, ""Dad, where did I come from?"" The father replies, ""Well, I put my semen into your mother's vagina, and then you were born!"" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""

"what do you call a fish with no eye? Fush"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"The US Defense budget is 40x bigger than NASA's. It's surprising we actually went to the moon instead of blowing it up."

"So I wanted to write a joke about the lack of aplomb demonstrated by the police recently in Texas. But that would resemble a bomb, and I might get in trouble."

"A guy went to the doctor for his annual physical... Doctor says to him ""you need to stop masturbating."" Man says, ""but why doc!?"" Doctor says, ""Because I'm trying to give you an examination."""

"Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs."

"What are the Greeks forced to eat in their hyper-inflated economy? Euros!"

"What's the worst part about working with a gamer? They're always trying to 1-Up you."