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Joke of the Day

"A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars."

"How did they name Canada? They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh."

"In 2009, it cost approximately 53,000 dollars to fly a troop to Iraq, and nearly double that to fly them back. Probably because of all the extra baggage."

"Did you guys see the movie about the hotdog? It was an Oscar Wiener"

"DJ Khaled has just declined a role in his upcoming biopic. When asked about his decision, he was quoted to have said ""never play yourself."""

"""I will love you forever or until I cum"" MEN"

"Slightly over half of marriages end in divorce... ... the rest are fatal."

"Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ... ... however they decided ""iTouch Kids"" was not a good name."

"Hamlet gets a cough So, Hamlet is admitted to a hospital for a cough. He asks the doctors: ""TB or not TB"""

"What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg)"