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Joke of the Day
"A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars."
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"Parallel lines have so much in common, It's a shame they'll never meet."
"What does a Syrian pirate say? Allah AkbARRR"
"If Hide and Seek was created by the Arabs... It would be called Hide and Sheikh"
"Waiter: black pepper? Me: sure Waiter: say when Me: [remembering I have large investments in numerous peppercorn plantations] haha sure"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE"
"what do you call a vampire that sucks mucus instead of blood? nose-feratu!"
"What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne? Air to the bone"
"If Batman and Catwoman had a kid it would be called Batcat; or the more unfortunate ManWoman."
"""Feel the burn"" yells my fitness instructor as I think that's probably how Satan greets people in Hell."