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Joke of the Day
"What does a Syrian pirate say? Allah AkbARRR"
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"An Indian Chief drinks 1,000 gallons of ice tea He drowned in his own tepee"
"starting to realize that maybe the only reason i go to see movies in theaters is so i dont hav to face my reflection during dimly lit scenes"
"Air and sex Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"Did you hear there was a nuclear explosion in space this morning?! Most people call it the sun. Note: My dad pulled this on me this morning. My friend hit me when I told them."
"The only drinking problem I have is not having enough money to keep buying it."
"Never trust a sweet talker.. They probably just want you to undo the zip ties so they can escape."
"What did Harry Potter say when he found Dumbledore in bed with his godfather? Are you fucking Sirius?"
"Strangers are friends you haven't met yet. Friends are lovers you haven't kissed yet. Lovers are corpses you haven't killed yet."
"A thimble, a battleship, a car, a wheelbarrow, a top hat, a dog, a shoe, and an iron walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here, can't be part of a Monopoly."""