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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne? Air to the bone"

"I borrowed $500 from a co-worker then paid a homeless guy $8 to kill him in a McDonald's bathroom. I'm up $405 or whatever."

"I thought my friend was being serious when he was talking about rimjobs Turns out it was all tongue in cheek."

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"Did you her about the boy that was born without any eyelids? They used the foreskin from the circumcision to make them. I guess you could say he was a little cockeyed."

"Steal your neighbors' garden gnome. Send them a series of photos of the gnome lurking near various truck stop men's rooms."

"What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes? A loli-pop"

"A man was looking under a microscope . He couldn't see anything. Suggest a reason why. He was blind..."

"The only way I can appreciate a beautiful view is by taking a picture of it with my phone & looking at it on the screen."

"I LOVE THE IDEA OF BOWSER LOVINGLY FOLDING A FLYING RACCOON SUIT AND PUTTING IT IN A TREASURE CHEST FOR ME TO FIND IN HIS DUNGEON."