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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne? Air to the bone"
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"No, please continue to talk loudly on the phone, smoke & spit next to my table. No problem! I'm just going to follow you home and kill you."
"What's the difference between God and a Welder? God doesn't think he's a Welder."
"A procrastinator walks into a bar I'll post the rest later.."