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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."
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"She said yes.. Unfortunately the question was 'is this definitely rape'"
"I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat."
"Where do you find a one legged cow? Where ever you left it."
"Where did I get my scarf? It's a CVS receipt. You love it? Oh thank you very much."
"which toaster strudel is best toaster strudel im fucking this toaster strudel right now and im about to go ham on a ham and cheese hot pocket with my dick"
"[dinner party] *host clinks glass* ""Everyone we're having a baby""! *whispers to other guest* ""Oh come on! I told them I was a vegetarian."""
"Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies? Their kids would be too lazy to steal."
"I like girls who don't study. Because they want the D."
"Snake: eat that apple Adam:nah S:u scared A:no S:lol u scared A: *eats apple* S: whoa I didnt thnk u would do it lol sick now eat that poop"