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Joke of the Day

"I'm not looking for the woman who reads 50 Shades of Grey. I'm looking for the one that finds it boring."

"What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!"

"A man is talking to a rabbi and asks, ""Do you charge a lot for your circumcisions?"". The rabbi says, ""No, I just keep the tips."""

"Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet. Son:.... Me:..... Son:.... Me:.... Son: I don't have any other feet. Me:.... Fair enough, dude."

"What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group? D12"

"I asked my English friend what his favourite summer accessory is. He said, ""Clouds."""

"They say the heart is the most resilient organ... it can really take a beating."

"What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear? An algae bra."

"I saw a dog taking a dump and I totally thought of you."

"I got into a heated debate with my friend about time travel... We really opened a can of wormholes."