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Joke of the Day

"They say the heart is the most resilient organ... it can really take a beating."

"Just used shampoo so fortifying that a giant brick wall manifested around me in the shower & I guess this is my home now."

"Stop, collaborate and listen. Manda's back with news from the kitchen. Calories grab a hold of me tightly I want nachos daily and nightly..."

"Dear yellow traffic light, Challenge accepted. Sincerely, a driver ready to get home"

"Insensitive Building a treehouse seems insensitive. It's like killing something and having his friend hold it."

"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair in the pot."

"""Oh, we're going for a 30 second car ride? OK, let me gather all of my worldly possessions and get a little naked."" - my 2 year old"

"Math joke My Calculus teacher told me:""Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead."" I replied:""Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"""

"I got fired from my job at the restaurant for putting a load in the dishwasher... she was cute."

"Why do hippies wear corduroy? It's groovy!"