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Joke of the Day

"A man is talking to a rabbi and asks, ""Do you charge a lot for your circumcisions?"". The rabbi says, ""No, I just keep the tips."""

"A woman walks into a bar. ""OUCH!"""

"Why does Gandalf prefer coupes? Because other cars have Mordor."

"Rome wasn't built in a day. But part of it was."

"GUY: Your logic is flawed. According to experts- ME: Excuse me, but I practiced this argument in my head & you're saying the wrong things"

"Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism? They are both unlike radicals."

"What kind of orange juice do Jews drink? All kinds, just not concentrated"

"Having persuaded autocorrect that I don't want to duck anything, I hope the council don't take my complaint about the pond the wrong way."

"What does batman take in his whiskey? Just ice."

"What do you say to a motivated ghost? That's the spirit!"