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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!"
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"woodpecker What did the woodpecker say to the doughnut? You got the sweetest hole I ever stuck my pecker in."
"""This is not the Droid you're looking for."" - Obi Wan helping Yoda pick out a new phone"
"i made a joke about /r/jokes mods [Removed]"
"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window."
"Me: Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? You: Um.. no Me: Thats because it hasn't come out yet!! lelelelelelelelelelelelololol"
"For every upvote this gets, my girlfriend and I will try one thrust of anal sex. Please don't upvote. Her strap-on is huge."
"I'm not schizophrenic, but he is (points at nothing)"
"Him: I just got stung. I'm allergic. Grab me my EpiPen. Me: Do you know how much those cost? Have a Benadryl."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the pizza before it was cool."