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Joke of the Day

"Helium is a limited resource and we could run out of it in our lifetime... Balloon prices are going to go sky high."

"To be fair, being Swiss isn't ALL bad The flag is a big plus"

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""we dont serve your kind."" The mushroom replies ""but im a fungi!"

"What do you tell two lesbians before they start a play? Break a leg! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scissoring)"

"Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been"

"If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth ... ... then it is at least somewhat likely that something very gay is going into your mouth at one point in time or another. Get it?"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotopus"

"Thanks for the heart attack, Chinese menu under the door while I'm watching a scary movie."

"why didn't the clothing drive at the homeless shelter not work out? ..nobody gave a shirt."

"Rob Riggle has to move to a new city, where does he live? [POWlo Alto](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKCL_ToOook)"