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Joke of the Day

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb? One, he holds up the bulb and the world revolves around him"

"Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn."

"When the mosquito landed on my face, it was one of the easier decisions of the day for my wife."

"Sometimes I masturbate while driving The passengers on my bus don't like it, but the high school hasn't fired me yet..."

"Birds do it/Bees do it/Even educated fleas do it/Let's do it/Let's make people super nervous anytime we're in their personal space"

"my dogs in jail.. for watching kitty porn"

"Friends are like boobs. You've got small ones, big ones, real ones, and fake ones."

"Who is Cauli? And why the fuck didn't anyone tell him that he was planting vegetables and not flowers."

"Want to hear a funny presidential joke? Donald Trump."

"I just saw 125 spf sunblock. Maybe going outside isn't for everyone."