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Joke of the Day
"Imagine me with poor grammar. Wrong. Worser."
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"melancholy is my favorite feeling that also sounds like a delicious dog"
"What do you call the hair between your grandma's tits? Her pussy."
"Make like my dick... and fuck your mother."
"Dating your Ex again is like buying your clothes back from Goodwill. There's a reason you got rid of it in the first place."
"My girlfriend got a dog, ""Missy."" She messes inside a lot though, especially if I show too much attention to the dog."