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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the hair between your grandma's tits? Her pussy."
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"OC why do doctors check their patients reflexes? Because they get a kick out of it"
"It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty. But he had a great fall."
"Michael J. Fox is extremely formal... ...he even shakes hands with his wife."
"There's no harm in Pretending to smoke cigarettes"
"What do you call an Arab with a jet? A Navy pilot, asshole."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic... ...and so am I."
"Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza? You can't figure it out? I mean, it's a pizz'a cake."
"What is the softest part of a wheel chair? The vegtable sitting in it"