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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the Viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again."
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"I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm... ...the loud ringing noise from it was giving me a headache and making me dizzy."
"Girl, are your legs tired? Cuz you were running through my dreams all night and you did some amazing parkour & also kicked a judge to death."
"I like my women just like my wine 10 years old and locked in the cellar."
"Where do religious cattle go to eat? Out to pastor."
"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust."
"What's the difference between a black person and a Jewish person? How they steal your money"
"What's a life without units? Unmeasurable."
"I'm sick of having to pick up women's jaws after I walk into rooms."
"What do you call a man with one arm? Hand Solo"