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Joke of the Day

"Girl, are your legs tired? Cuz you were running through my dreams all night and you did some amazing parkour & also kicked a judge to death."

"There was a man on a stool with a rope around his neck. He said he'll kill himself if i didnt give him a high-five. Of course i left him hanging."

"Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest? letter G (lethargy)"

"What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie? Professor + I'm sorry. lol."

"What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar? I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there"

"I'm sad because I don't have an Xbox. Someone console me."

"What is the plural of manatee? Menatee"

"A very lame Hitler Wordplay joke. What Does Hitler hate most about Breakfast? The *Juice*."

"What is the wettest animal in the forest? The raindeer."

"I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this."