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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red... Valentine's Day is Crap! I don't have a girlfriend so FAP FAP FAP!"

"*slips seductively out of shorts* You know what that means... *sleeps soundly for 7 hours* *drools a little*"

"""You Americans are so uptight!"" dude from Europe who just kissed your girlfriend on the mouth"

"What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s? Pol Potting mix."

"Friday night is Fred Flintstone sliding down the dinosaur's back."

"I can't get hard unless I can hear a gluten intolerant person weeping over a menu."

"What did Jesus say to all the black people before he died on the cross? Don't do anything till I come back."

"Apparently people keep mistaking me for their Mirrors because they keep saying I'm ugly or fat"

"I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is ""constipation."""

"Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey? He wanted some Rhesus pieces."