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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red... Valentine's Day is Crap! I don't have a girlfriend so FAP FAP FAP!"

"You know, I think Hitler was misunderstood. He didn't want to gas the Jews, he wanted a glass of juice."

"What's the difference between a Priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"

"I'm only gay for Jesus."

"Silly joke I made up today.. How did Pedro fix his car? With Espana."

"Glue is weird it's all like hey I want to stick these pieces of paper together wait I have an idea hand me that dead horse"

"Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!"

"What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it? Who are these iron-mouthed warriors?"

"I get it grandma. I'm not sure what to do on Facebook either."

"How many babies does it take to paint a fence? Depends how hard you throw them"