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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"

"I was going to post a Michael Brown joke.. ..but I'm afraid it would just get shot down."

"I've been eating this memory foam for weeks now and I can't even remember why I'm still eating memory foam"

"How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit? The tame way."

"Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated."

"What do you call gay couple? TOGAYTHER"

"What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen? A computer virus!"

"For date night tonight I'm taking my wife out for a nice dinner at the Sam's Club sample tables."

"*everybody gasps as I drop the baby* Oh no was it expensive?"

"Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!"