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Joke of the Day

"What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it? Who are these iron-mouthed warriors?"

"If realigion isn't real then why does it have the word ""real"" in it?"

"My bank account has 7 figures but 6 of them are to the right of the decimal point."

"""Snitches get stitches,"" I whisper to my 3 year old as he watches me brush Oreo crumbs from the bed sheets."

"Why did the fisherman keep taking off? Because he was fly fishing."

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One's a Fe-Male, and the other's a woman in a power suit."

"I can't show how much I hate exclamation points without looking like a hypocrite."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because fuck you"

"When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say ""Are you ready to take this sh*t to a whole new level?"""

"I don't always start a joke without finishing it, but when I d"