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Joke of the Day

"CHEF: You're fired ME: Is it cause I call beef patty's ""beef patricias?"" CHEF: Yes ME: Can I have some Switzerland cheese bef- CHEF: GET OUT"

"i've always struggled spelling out ""blood"" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like ""bbool"""

"I went to Art Therapy to treat my dyslexia. I don't know why they put me in a maze, but the cheese was good."

"What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam."

"I told my jewish friend a Holocaust Joke... It Holocaust me our friendship."

"Ladies call me ""the turkey sandwich"" because I seem bland and boring at first, but then I continue to be boring."

"Did you know that you could also use comments sections to write positive things about people?"

"Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*"

"When is being an ""Alpha"" not a good thing in the dating world? When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well."

"What rock group has 4 members that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"