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Joke of the Day

"*sticks switchblade into bag of NES cartridges, licks tip of knife, nods to boss* It's good."

"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade"""

"Mouth piercings look like robot herpes."

"The difference between a girl in church and a girl in the bathtub? one has hope in her soul."

"If you played pokemon in Brazil, you might catch a Zikachu"

"I wrote a haiku about admins and mods [removed] [deleted] [removed] [deleted] [removed] [deleted] [removed]"

"""We don't have iced coffee"" Me: ""You have coffee?"" ""Yes"" Me: ""You have ice?"" ""Yes"" Me: ""Were you raised in a barn?"""

"Why should you eat your soup in a cup? So that it's not ebola soup."

"Why fart and waste it? When you can burp and taste it."

"2 prostitutes are standing on a corner One looks to the other and says ""you ever been picked up by the fuzz"" The other says ""No, but I have been swung around by the tits"""