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"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks"
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"Def Need a "" facebook filter"" to prevent all the weddings and babies from showing up on my feed."
"What do women and parking spots have in common? All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped."
"If a black guy, a Mexican, and a redneck are all in a car together, who's driving? The police."
"Guy discovers Terrorist Hideout.. Reporter: So how did you catch 'em? Guy: Umm.. I just found this Charizard then..."
"What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed!"
"How does a stripper find jobs? She does netwerking!"
"How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins? Both should have said no to the latest update."
"I can point out chicks who say ""vokka"" and ""liberry"" instead of ""vodka"" and ""library"" based on the use of emoticons in their screen name."
"I like that CNN is tweeting a picture of ebola bacteria. It will be handy in case I encounter it in the wild. With my microscope vision."