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Joke of the Day
"Speaking of short term memory,"
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"PC is getting way out of hand. You can't even say black paint anymore. Instead it's gotta be ""Jamal, please paint."""
"I'm not saying Ellen Pao is Hitler but.. I haven't seen the two of them in the same room.."
"What's the difference between a good joke and me not giving a shit? Fuck you"
"When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all... ...I guess Canada fears change"
"My jokes are like cancer Only my dad gets it."
"My computer is quick to point out when I eject a disk improperly, but never notices when I've ejected a disk beautifully."
"why are bouquets only for flowers? why not a bouquet of hot dogs. or a bouquet of hot dogs with ketchup. or a bouquet of hot dogs with musta"
"Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis? It wooden go."
"In light of Jeremy Clarkson's recent firing from BBC... If James May quits in return we will all be in dis-May."