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Joke of the Day
"There is a bomb going to explode in 3...2...1... Holy shit, this blew up!"
Next Joke
"Life is like a burrito. If you fill it with too many things it falls apart and then you cry and they kick you out of Chipotle."
"If the answer is 'cockrobin', what's the question? 'What's up my ass, Batman?'"
"What do you call too many chickens on a farm? A cluster cluck."
"I think this unicorn may be drunk, 'cause he's not making ANY sense!"
"Joke I just heard from a drunken asshole Man: why does your pussy taste like spinach Woman: because I just ate pop eyes"
"My buddy told me he had a threesome with his girlfriend and her twin....... I asked how he could tell them apart. He said ""Her brother has a mustache."""
"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe"
"Knock Knock..... who's there? Owls. Owls Who? Yes they do..."
"I had a girl come over last night She was a shy little thing and offered her honor to me. Being a gentleman, I honored her offer. And all night, it was honor and offer, honor and offer."