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Joke of the Day

"What do you call too many chickens on a farm? A cluster cluck."

"Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot? One is small and the Other is small minded!"

"Brunos are from mars, freddies are from mercury"

"My wife caught me crossdressing. So I packed her things and left."

"I once found an egg with two chickens in it That was my best yolk."

"I admit opening an alligator petting zoo was not the best idea, but I told the kids to be careful so there's plenty of blame to go around."

"Teacher : What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !"

"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids."

"I failed my Health and Safety Test today apparently when they ask what steps you should take in case of a fire, large ones was not the correct answer"

"I know a great knock knock joke But you have to start it."