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Joke of the Day

"If the answer is 'cockrobin', what's the question? 'What's up my ass, Batman?'"

"Why do churches ban Wifi Networks? Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works."

"Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: ""Come behind the pyramid and I'll make you a mummy!"""

"What do you tell a pornstar right before their video to pump them up? Get your head in the game."

"I don't understand how Authorities can tell us that we ""Can't Negotiate with terrorists..."" I just got a free can of Coke with my kebab..."

"hoarder on TV: pls help me doc therapist: of course. lets start by throwing out all these anime posters. we'll take them to my car"

"Why is a buffet like a strip club? You'll regret going to a cheap one."

"What do men and tile floors have in common? ...if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years."

"""Hey kids! What be a pirates favorite letter?"" -""Arrrrrrrrrrrr?"" -""No! His first love be the 'C'!"" (Just saw it on iamarg.com)"

"Five years in, my marriage is like Girls Gone Wild: after a few drinks the cracks start to appear."