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Joke of the Day

"If you encounter a bear you should either play dead or be so vibrant that the bear is like ""whatever this person seems exhausting."""

"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ"

"I bought a guide on the internet on how to be a thief 3 months ago I Haven't received it yet.."

"Royal Canadian Mounted Police (""Mountie"") joke Did you hear about the near-sighted Mountie?...He tied his whistle to a tree and blew his horse."

"""As long as you append my name to a quote,... people would buy into it and take it seriously."" - Winston Churchill"

"Sex makes your day, but anal makes you hole weak.."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his cock out of the chicken"

"""Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist."" ""I'm here for my appointment"" ""Did you book in with Karen first?"" ""No?"" ""Please leave, I'm very busy."""

"I went into a vegan slaughterhouse. Man, there was juice eveywhere!"

"If it walks and talks like Stephen Hawking... It's probably not Stephen Hawking."