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Joke of the Day

"I don't think so unnamed henchman shooting at the main character."

"I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating And I was like OMG"

"What should we call people who leave crusty bits of food in the corner of their mouths? #Herpeaters."

"Every website requiring subscription would like to wish you a Happy Birthday today!"

"Waiter is there soup on the menu ? No madam I wiped it off !"

"-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!"

"What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows? A Helenkelicopter."

"What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common? Neither can wear pants"

"A programming joke There are three hard problems in computer concurrency. science. Cache invalidation, naming things, off-by-one errors, and"

"What happened why the grape was squished? It let out a little wine Eh....eh..eh"