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Joke of the Day

"Royal Canadian Mounted Police (""Mountie"") joke Did you hear about the near-sighted Mountie?...He tied his whistle to a tree and blew his horse."

"Roses are gray, violets are gray, tulips are gray Im a dog."

"Why do black people spend so much on their shoes? You would to if you had such a long walk home."

"I can't stand people who end sentences with prepositions! It just pisses me off!"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender"

"I kept reading a book about Gawker... But every page kept going back to Chapter 11"

"So I had an unplanned talk with my 13 years old son about masturbation yesterday... I told him it was a perfectly natural thing to do and that he should knock before he enters my room."

"[NSFW] How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish? In the midnight hour she cried ""Moe! Moe! Moe!"""

"What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road? A rackless driver..."

"Have you ever tasted traditional Ethiopian food? Neither have they. I'll show myself out."