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Joke of the Day

"I tried to catch fog yesterday... Mist."

"Love is a game where you try to balance an increasingly unstable structure before it crashes down. No wait nvm those are Jenga instructions"

"Me: *tied up* Guy: *hits my kneecap* M: I'm not a rat! G: Bring in her sworn enemy! G2: *tosses Rubik's Cube at me* M: Oh god no! I'll talk!"

"What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? The Tuba Four"

"My brother took being sent to prison really badly. He was yelling and screaming, took off his clothes, and would not accept any food from anyone. That was the last time we played monopoly."

"There was a sailor on a ship that was discovered to be gay. When the others found out they tossed him off."

"I'd rather get killed by the Blair Witch on the first night than have to camp another night."

"What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices? Wai fu."

"Why do SJWs hate Apple computers? Because they're not PC"

"Why is slave trade illegal Because it's a black market."