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Joke of the Day
""" What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? snowballs"
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"*runs into the back of wife's leg with the grocery cart for the 5th time* me: We meet agai- wife: Go wait in the car me: Ok"
"I like my coffee the same way I like my slaves.... Free."
"What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet? The Tie of the Igor."
"I checked an anti-gravity book out of the library... I just can't put it down."
"Muffins are just cupcakes that will never get laid."
"On a scale from one to one hundred, how mature are you? 69."
"My Pops told me that you can't go around trying to save everyone. They have to save themselves. He was a terrible lifeguard."
"Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars."
"Flying illegally in the animal carriage are really comfortable in a way. Bad side? There're no toilet. Good side? They don't question the smell."