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""" What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? snowballs"
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"(Final maths exam) Q: what are the two small horizontal parallel lines? a) double negative b) equals c) eleven fell over"
"""Excellent choice, sir. And what temperature would you like me to microwave your steak to?"" - The Honest Applebees Server"
"MATH TEACHER: wanna come do the problem on the board? ME: no MT: i wasn't asking ME: if u were an english teacher you'd know that u were"
"What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee? Alphabet Soup."
"So I realized I have all these great stories, but far too few end with ""And then I fucked her...."" So anyways I was babysitting my little sister last night...."
"""Behold, a 3 headed cat"" ""um, its just 3 cats taped together"" ""Behold, a 12 legg...*tape rips, one cat runs away*..errr 8 legged cat."""
"What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell.."
"Japanese soccer. 'Murica, fuck yeah!"
"Girls at hooters may be hot. but when it comes down to it, the ladies at subway are the real wife material.."